theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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