i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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