if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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