Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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