My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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