your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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