at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just pee around me
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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