Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Yo dont text me then not text me
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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