so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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