she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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