I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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