: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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