Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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