Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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