we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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