Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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