Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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