Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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