Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Everclear isn't food dammit
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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