I'm really into asian looking animals
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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