Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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