oh god the rape fog is back!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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