I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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