okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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