Where is the hickey?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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