Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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