so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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