She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
that may or may not have been my penis.
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