Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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