guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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