Well douche your snatch and let's go!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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