Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
People in love make me want to vomit
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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