this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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