what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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