the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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