Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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