But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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