she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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