I hate all girls vehemently.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
me + whiskey = a bad person
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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