Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just forgot I was standing up.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Randomize
