idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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