Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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