talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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