that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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