I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
