12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Semen is not good for contacts.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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