I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I looked at my own cervix.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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