Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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