I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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