Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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