My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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