what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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