Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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