Non-Jews are for practice
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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