thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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