I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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