Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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